Monday, 8 July 2013

Conspiracy of one

Well, dear reader (note the deliberate use of the singular), I’m sorry to report that the theory I espoused in my last blog worked about as well as a wheelchair in an electromagnet factory, and I did not record a new visitor record for last Thursday’s exploratory post. Espousing religion is clearly not the way to make this blog an internationally-read online tome, unless I really crank up the pressure and dedicate an entire blog to chanting the names of various deities.

With that in mind - Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Allah Jehovah Jehovah Vishnu Jehovah Krishna Oankar Jehovah Waheguru Jehovah Buddha Jehovah Ram Odin Zeus Jehovah Lemmy Jehovah [repeat until you’ve got bored reading this toss and moved onto the Independent website instead]

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